blondies ♥ (TAG Remi)

He laughed slightly. "Oh, that's a shame, it would have loved to see you 'get fucked by some stranger'....", he imitated her playfully and gave her a teasing wink. That was really too bad.

Remi flushed at Cloud's mention of wanting to see her like that. It was flattering after all. She rolled her eyes at his mimicry, however. "I guess it's a pity. I'm sure you would've enjoyed it." She shrugged, having caught this enthusiasm. "Oh well.." She was actually really glad she hadn't done that. She'd probably never live it down.

He leered and answered: "Oh, I'm more than sure about that." He leant back on his chair. "So.. any suggestions what my little secret could be?", he asked with another wink. He had many secrets and he was absolutely sure she wouldn't figure out any of them. After all she didn't know how cold he could be sometimes.

Remi scrutinized Cloud, thinking hard. "Is it a sexual secret? Or...is it a dark secret?" She inquired curiously, considering that it's probably both.

He smiled benignly. "I don't keep my sexual affairs a secret, so.. That's not it.", he said and grinned shortly, but his eyes were serious. He thought about which of his secrets he should share with her..He didn't want to scare her away after all.

Remi blinked in surprise at that. Well, she surely wouldn't be sleeping with him if she could help it. It had been a long time though..it was unlike her to have sex randomly, but then again she'd only had sex twice with the same guy. And they weren't even dating. "Well, that was unexpected." she commented, "I need another hint."

He smirked. "Well... of course I can keep such things a secret if I'm asked to."
"Another hint, alright...", he thought for a moment. Maybe he shouldn't tell one of his dark secrets after all. "It has something to do with my sword. Did you ever see it?"

Remi smirked in return at Cloud. Was he hinting at something? "Sword?" She echoed. "No I've never seen it...I wasn't aware that you even had one. What's so special about it?" He wasn't going to tell her he killed someone was he?

"Yup, my sword. Buster Sword. Thats its name.", he explained when she looked inquiring at him. "I know, not the coolest one, but I got it from a very special friend when he left...So. My secret is that I was in love with that friend. And I'm gay.", he said and looked curious at her how she would react to that.

Remi squinted her eyes at him. ""You're...gay..?" Remi tried to see if he were lying or not. If he were gay, why was he flirting so heavily with her? Or ask her on the date, or make the comment about her almost porno? Remi shrugged, leaning back. She'll bite. "That explains a lot," She said. "You're too promiscuous to be straight." That was the best she oculd come up with. If he really is, then that was fine with her. But it would be weird to continue to flirt with him.

He laughed. "How can someone be too promiscuous to be straight? I don't believe that." He paused for a moment. "YOu really believe me??", he asked, quite shocked about that. Did he really behave like he was gay? Oh man....

Remi can't help but laugh out loud, trying to stop but finding herself unable to. "That was terrible!" She raised a hand to her mouth, trying her best to stop. "You-really think that...I would believe you're gay? Exactly how naïve do I look?"

He sighed. "Well... You got me.", he admitted and chuckled relieved. So it just had been a joke...good. VERY good. He had already starting to worry. "That was not nice, sweet Remi", he said andy played to be in a snit.

Remi finally managed to stop laughing. "You can't flirt with me like that and expect me to believe you're gay. It's absolutely unrealistic." She told him, wiping a tear. "Wasn't nice? Me? I'm nothing but nice." Remi gave him a pouting face at his snit. "Oh, come on, Cloud." She rolled her eyes at his false tantrum.

He couldn't resist, so he smiled back at her. "So, you think I'm flirting quite good?", he asked with a wink. He knew he was really good but he loved to hear that from a woman. Especially from a woman like remi. "Oh, so what are you instead?", he asked and grinned, back in his flirty mood. The waiter came and brought their meals. "Mhhh, that looks good. YOu don't wanna try I guess?", he asked teasingly and pointed on his plate.

Remi nodded, "I'd have to say yes you are," She agreed, smirking at him. "What am I instead?" She thought to herself a few moments. "Okay, in that instance i'd have to say mischievous. But just this once." Remi wrinkles her nose, "Pass." She grinned at him.

His smile got bigger. Thank you, my sweetheart.", he winked at her. "Oh, I feel so honored to be the exception, thank you so much. He laughed slightly at her reaction to the meet. "Well, good for me I guess", he said. "Well then, have a good meal my dear!", he said and started to eat.

Remi repeated Cloud's good omen for their meal and start eating as well.

"mmmhh!", he said after the first bite, almost moaning," It's really good! How's yours?", he asked with a smile before taking another bite. It was really good. He couldn't understand how anyone could not like steaks...Eating steaks was comparable to an orgasm after all. An orgasm in his mouth.

Remi chews. "It's really good." She was half expecting it not to be since foods that typically met her standards didn't taste as good as if she cooked herself, but she was pretty surprised.

"So, I guess I should thank my source for this tip", he said and winked. The rest of the dinner they weren't talking much. He didn't mind, the food was so good, much better than he had expected. When he finished, he leant back and smiled satisfied. "That was nice."

"You should," Remi agreed, flushing slightly. Remi returned Cloud's grin, "It was. Thank you for dinner."

"Oh, it was my pleasure. If you ever again wanna get free food, tell me.", he said and grinned. "I would be glad to invite you again. Well, not only for food..like anytime. I really like your company, you'r such a smart and cute gril..and sometimes really sexy", he added and winked once again.

Remi considered Cloud's offer mentally, giving him a devious grin outwardly. "I like yours too." She informed. Remi blushed at Cloud's compliments of her before rolling her eyes. "Flattery will get you nowhere." She gave him a wink of her own.

"Thank you. I'm glad to hear that.", he said and grinned. "Oh, really? Well, that's a pity.. I was hoping to get a tiny place in your heart.. I'm sure it's big enough that I might get a small piece..", he said teasingly, but he really meant it. He really wanted her to like him. Like him very much.... and of course he wanted to steal a kiss..maybe more..? He smirked.